{"product_id":"9780241782996","title":"Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog","description":"Pre-order the all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics from Diddly Squat Farm — from gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson.\n“Fans of Prime TV series Clarkson’s Farm will enjoy this companion.” — Irish Times\nUncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and a host of ill-conceived plans pursued with boundless enthusiasm — Clarkson’s farm remains the gift that keeps on giving.\nAs one overseas visitor* confessed, he only came to Diddly Squat because he couldn’t believe Jeremy could actually be that incompetent.\nNot one to be discouraged, our hapless hero channels his entrepreneurial spirit into a bold new venture: a pub. A few short weeks later, The Farmer’s Dog opens its doors — proudly serving all-British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers, and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling. The perfect country pub… or so it seems.\nBetween malfunctioning toilets, blackouts, psychedelic wheat, angry London protests, and a headbutting goat, Clarkson soon learns that running a pub may be even trickier than running a farm. Fortunately, he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie, and Gerald to lend a hand — especially now that his doctor insists he’s got to become a vegetablist.\n(*Along with the rest of China, apparently.)","brand":"BOOKSITE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45359137521779,"sku":"9780241782996","price":396.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2291\/7991\/files\/1543503482274.jpg?v=1789918330","url":"https:\/\/readerswarehouse.us\/products\/9780241782996","provider":"Readers Warehouse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}